Nervous Wreck.

areafiftytwo:

it’s been three days since ive found out that chadwick boseman aka black panther aka t'challa is thirty nine years old and i haven’t slept since

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Steve: wow the stars are so beautiful
Sharon: yeah they're really pretty
Steve: you know who's even more beautiful?
Sharon: *blushing* who?
Steve: Bucky

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tecnomotive:

Seeing Captain America: Civil War for the first time like.

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xcrying xcacw

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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manslator:

straightwhiteboystexting:
goldenputa66
Manslation: I am perfectly aware that no one in the entire world would ever, ever date me unless they hated themselves.

[Screenshot of text message conversation. It reads:
Jackass: You’re absolutely gorgeous
Person 2: Thank you :)
Jackass: LOOL wow you’re so cocky
Person 2: How?
Jackass: You’re supposed to be like ‘no I’m not’ That’s what girls are supposed to do?
Jackass: Loool I take back what I said, you’re too confident for my liking bye x]

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triparto:

aluminum-heart:
aluminum-heart:
i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies
let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage
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